This just in. Erstwhile Kumamoto International regular Kirk Masden was recently found sitting alone at home reading a book. Computers and cell phones were all shut off – yet another apparent victim of the NOSNS-20 virus. One symptom of this newly discovered virus is reported to be extreme avoidance of social media, especially Facebook. Confronted with his long absence, Masden is reported to have said “I’m sorry. I don’t know what came over me. But I think I’m getting back to normal. I may even be ready to start posting again soon. And, I’ll try to send apologies to all of the people whose messages I’ve failed to respond to.”

Happy April 1st!