A note from the Kumamoto International Desk of Inadvertently Amusing Surveys (we stock up on tissue as we laugh so much): Kumanichi conducted a survey of 100 Kumamoto residents regarding their opinion regarding an increase in non-Japanese workers. Of the respondents, 28 were cool with it, 11 were against, 13 didn’t know, 21 were disinclined, and 27 were like “maybe.” The Kumanichi article titled itself as “Those Supporting an Increase in Foreign Workers Exceeds 50%.” We at the Kumamoto International Desk of Inadvertently Amusing Surveys have retitled the article as \ (ツ)/¯. - William