I friggin’ love jumping spiders. Our house is filled with a plethora (which, if my calculations are correct, is more than a methora). Observing their behavior is fascinating. Scientists have studied why they’re striped and ended up shrugging their shoulders - but imagine putting makeup on a spider (lipstick?). THIS is the kind of job I want. I’d say toss more money at them (the scientists, not the spiders - who knows what spiders’d do if they had cash). - William